I have a love/hate relationship with my belt. You see, I love it because it has owls on it, and I adore owls. I hate it because it's buckle is cheap metal and my skin doesn't like cheap metal. I love it because it keep my jeans up 'stead of round my ankles, which is nice.
(here is a picture of the belt in question)
As well, I am a procrastinator. I leave everything till the last minute. I even procrastinate to pee.*(I am not alone in this, check out the facebook group) Sooo, when it can no longer be put off, your belt becomes your worst enemy, as mere seconds can be crucial to your future happiness.
This brings to mind what I learned about Voltaire** on Tuesday in History class, about how he was a very ambivalent person, and had many love/hate relationships with people. His father, his (girlfriend? lover? friend?) Madame Du Chatalet, even when he was imprisoned, he was in jail, but he dined with the Warden often. Why do those two thoughts coincide in my mind?
Leave it to stressful, looming essays to do weird things to your brain.
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*I just realised there is a button to put in hyperlink in the blog writing program thing! I figured this out AFTER going to all the trouble of figuring out how to do it manually. :( *sigh* at least i am a tad bit smarter now :).
**Talking about Voltaire and peeing in the same post?! Outrageous! But actually Voltaire loved to shock and offend, so I think he would be proud to be referenced in this post. :P

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